11/26/2002

11/26/2002 - 12:25pm

ME: "Santa, I wonder if we could have a talk, man to myth, so to speak." SANTA: "What's on your mind, friend?" ME: "I've got a little bit of a finiancial crunch going on and, well, with the holidays and all..." SANTA: "Yeeesss..?" ME: "Santa, I wonder if you could float me a few hundred dollars-just till after Christmas." SANTA: "Lotta bills?" ME: "Well, yeah..." SANTA: "Live within your means, boy. How's that for a gift? Ho-ha-ho." ME: "I need it to buy my family gifts." SANTA: "I got ya' covered there, pip." ME: "Pip? What the hell..." SANTA: "C'mon, moron, Santa brings the gifts on Christmas day. What's all this buying crap?" ME: "..." SANTA: "Do you believe in me?" ME: "I did just ask you for a loan, huh?" SANTA: "O.k. then, I'm the guy with the gifts." ME: "Thanks, Santa." SANTA: "Ho-ha-ho...moron." What the hell does this mean? I woke feeling insulted and broke.