Pork fat slip and slide

The cartoons had it all wrong: I have never slipped on a banana peel, but pork hath found it's way between my shoe and floor many-a-time.

I just swung my chair around and my foot slipped on a piece of pork. It must have swan dived off my desk sometime during lunch and laid in wait for me, ha, conniving pig fat! Good thing I was sitting down.